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Est. 2026 · Somewhere sensible

Perfectly reasonable apparel.

Shirts and hoodies carrying puns so committed they should be illegal in several counties. Browse the acts below — checkout happens safely over at Spreadshirt.

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Champignon — The Wonder Fungi

Act one · A thrilling adventure

Champignon — The Wonder Fungi

One brave button mushroom, one loyal horse, zero sensible decisions. He's a fungi to be with — and frankly there isn't mushroom for doubt.

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Pork Wings

Act two · Now available

Pork Wings

Get your Pork Wings here! You said you'd do it when pigs fly. Well. Get your Pork Wings here — hot, saucy, and cleared for take-off.

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Shark in pram!

Act three · Read all about it

Shark in pram!

Stop the presses: there's a shark in the pram. Witnesses describe it as 'a little biter' that mostly naps between feeds. Approach with snacks.

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Eats a Leaf

Act four · Herbivore hero

Eats a Leaf

Dinosaur Dinosaur! Does everything a dinosaur can. Does a poo Eats a leaf Herbivore Herbivore!

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The boring-but-reassuring bit

Every order is printed, shipped and handled by Spreadshirt — the buttons here take you to their secure checkout with real size charts, colour choices and returns. We just supply the puns.